House Update
October 27th, 2007Well, turns out we had to be at the new house at 12 instead of 10, so I was wrong . Still meant we had to leave at 10.30 but luckily the people having to come in here at 10 were early and didn’t take all that long.
The possible new land lord didn’t seem all that great, didn’t even introduce himself so I dunno what kinda character he is or what his intentions for the place are. So yeah, I’m really hoping the deal hasn’t gone through entirely yet and that we’ll still be paying our old landlord for next month and get some more time without having to deal with the new guy just yet.
So yeah, I was able to go with Mord for the septic inspection after all. It was pouring the entire time but luckily one of us was smart enough to bring umbrellas
(And no it wasn’t me lol).
It was actually good fun standing out in the rain while they did the inspection. Not at first, but it got amusing when the septic inspectors pulled out this thing that looked like a bad old fashioned sci-fi ray gun which made all sorts of weird bleeping sounds when pointed towards the ground, I decided to call it the “Poo Detector”.

Things became even more weird when our Realtor suddenly went “OMG I ALMOST SLIPPED ON A DEAD MOUSE!” while walking around in the front yard. One of the septic inspectors went “That’s a bit big for a mouse isn’t it? I think it’s a rat” which freaked her out even more. But it turned out to be a dead chipmunk.
Then the argument about what to do with it. “Do you have a shovel?” “yeah” “where do you want me to put it?” “Well not here…” “Just toss it across the street in the neighbor’s yard” “Ya that’ll be a great way to start off with them” “Just put it in the trash” “just like that?” “I have a plastic bag” and then the two Realtors squealing as one held the tiny plastic bag open and the other tried to get it in there with a shovel lol. Poor lil dead chipmunk on the shovel in the most cheesy death pose possible, on it’s back with it’s little legs sticking straight up into the air lol.
So ya, that was interesting…
BTW, I’m sorry mister chipmunk, it’s a sad thing about your passing and all but it was such a hilarious scenario that I couldn’t help but laugh
On a downside though, the septic tank didn’t pass the test. The rest of the system did but the tank itself definitely needs to be replaced, so it’ll be interesting to see what happens next. The good thing is, it’s the current owner’s problem and not ours. But the bad thing is, it means this is going to take even longer
So yeah, I guess we’ll see what happens. More paperwork to go from lawyer to lawyer and back again starting Monday. And I guess all we can do is wait. So bleah :/
And while we wait we get to deal with more annoying realtors here unfortunately. Last week’s one is back again and scheduled another showing “between 2 and 4″ tomorrow so we’re not gonna be able to visit Mord’s mom like we wanted to. Instead we’ll be stuck at home again. These people ‘d better fucking show up this time..
*Recycles previously acquired hugs and rolls around in them*
-Dee.




